Urdu and Hindi SMSJo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. 25 saal se amara koon Doctor says to pathan: App ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Ho ga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Khid ki se deak ho Khid ki se deak ho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha... Ball to pahle se hi gol hai Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE Raat ko karo gey to SuSt Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey... Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey... EK SMS YAAR!!!!! Khush to bahot hoge tum Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Aap aik brilliant ho Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. i will also die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha! kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho... us ne kaha or dabao us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss. pyar na rahe to vafa pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega main tumse kuch kahana main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, Repeat these lines Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba" if sumone calls u crazy if sumone calls u crazy, dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer, relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. |
