Funny SMS

Fill in the blank…I m ur …..

Fill in the blank…I m ur ….. friend – a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…

When i open my eyes every morning

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

I’m a killer, i kill people for money

I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

An independent study has proven

An independent study has proven dat those who are bad n cheap are readin dis message!

This cat is cat a cat good cat

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

One day Raja and rani decided to send

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He agreed and called to rani. She told stupid “This was a missed call”

Girl friends are like mobile phone

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

First the engagement ring

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Last night I lay in my bed

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

what happened 2 ur mobile?

what happened 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Jesus says to John come forth ill

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

i want u 2 know dat our friendship

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnÂ’t it rain on you?

I send dis fish as a sign of friendship

I send dis fish > as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene… plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

At dis moment in time 10 million people

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

When I was born Devil said..

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another Angle!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!! Competition…!!! ….

If ur world is spinning Round & Round

If ur world is spinning Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Who said English is easy???

Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

Bird bird in the sky dropped

Bird bird in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Its been a rough day. I got up this

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

If your a Vegetarian to be nice

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

Husband sitting near to his

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No; please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…

can you lend me 2000 Rs?

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

God made man and then rested

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Dear user, your wife can become

Dear user, your wife can become mother without your struggle! Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Why do couples hold hands?

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!!!!!!

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