Flirt & Naughty SMS 3

CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed

CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces……

Last nite i went 2 bed without u.

Last nite i went 2 bed without u.. cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely pyjamas

oT TnAW T2UL I

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2’rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

It’s better to stay away

It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

There are 3 chambers in my heart

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz…… You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He came at night,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

A girl phoned me the other day

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

I really deeply wish

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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Very good! Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

What is the heigh

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Can v do romance

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

Cannot hide this

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don’t want 2 hurt u
and I feel it’s best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Open with Love.

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

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