Flirt & Naughty SMS 2

Flowers fie

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die

Government of USA

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???

1 day u’ll B surprised

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U

If-You care for me

If-You care for me , I care for you
You miss me, I miss you.
You like me I like you.
You message me, I message you.
You forget me, I m sorry that where I m different from you. I’ll kill you

I luv u I really do

I luv u I really do… I only luv u…. I cannot hurt u… Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz “LUV ANIMALS”

Let me kiss ur lips, let

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday 🙂

If u want SUCCESS

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey, be Regular as Clock, be Fresh as Rose, be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock, be Sure as Death, and….be Smart as ME.

2days weather 4cast

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

I m getting married

I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.

Nobody is like you

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best friends, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…….my name is nobody

Its too hard to loose someone

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

The rain makes all things

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……..

A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best

A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding

Rules of Life:

Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.

I look at the moon

I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
I..I…
I rather look at the moon again

If u read this

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreading that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…

Those innocent eyes,

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?

American-Dogs can

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country…

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Why did God Create U

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

you are very smart

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.

we’ve known

we’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more…. than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?

AM I CUTE?

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

R u mad?

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK Read me now.

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