Flirt & Naughty SMS 1

Its too hard to loose someone

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Last night some Monkeys

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people… I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss…

Not every flower

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

Do u know that ur smile

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly

Whn u r alone

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don’t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming is free for me… my friend

Good Time

Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai…

U have wasted

U have wasted
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…seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work

One Stone is Enough to break

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass…..
One sentence is Enough to break a heart…….
One Second is Enough to fall In Love …
and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

L o n g t i m e a g o…

L o n g t i m e a g o… o n l y idiots used… to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues….

Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

In heaven together

In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you calling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE. Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY. Strong like IRON. Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.

A friend is like a pillow u

A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so…..buy a pillow

A baby monkey asked his mother

A baby monkey asked his mother “Mom, why r we so ugly”??? Mom said – Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !

You = Lovely

You = Lovely……….You = Perfect|
You = Beautiful…….You = Amazing
You = sweet………..You = Cute
You = gorgeous…….You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous……..me = lier! 🙂

People Liv, People Die

People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I?

so sweet is ur smile

so sweet is ur smile,
so sweet is ur style,
so sweet is ur talk,
so sweet is ur walk,
c how sweetly i lie!!!!

I chased love i found

I chased love i found friendship, i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.

The animals of a jungle

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but.. U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

From Mon to Sun

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been ……….a headache!

u r many kilometers

u r many kilometers away frm me. still i, m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

Do u know how to entertain

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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