Flirt & Naughty SMS 2Flowers fie Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die Government of USA Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide??? 1 day u'll B surprised 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. If-You care for me If-You care for me , I care for you I luv u I really do I luv u I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS" Let me kiss ur lips, let Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday :) If u want SUCCESS If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey, be Regular as Clock, be Fresh as Rose, be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock, be Sure as Death, and....be Smart as ME. 2days weather 4cast 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing! I m getting married I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me. Nobody is like you Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best friends, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody Its too hard to loose someone Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. The rain makes all things The rain makes all things beautiful. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........ A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding Rules of Life: Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday. I look at the moon I look at the moon If u read this if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreading that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous... Those innocent eyes, Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ? American-Dogs can American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country... Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me Why did God Create U Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!! you are very smart you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you. we've known we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank? AM I CUTE? AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous R u mad? R u mad? |



