Flirt & Naughty SMS 1Its too hard to loose someone Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. Why do U think I SMS u ? Why do U think I SMS u ? hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha Last night some Monkeys Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss... Not every flower Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile! Do u know that ur smile Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly Whn u r alone Whn u r alone, Good Time Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time U have wasted U have wasted One Stone is Enough to break One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... L o n g t i m e a g o... L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues.... Could u fax me ur photo Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER In heaven together In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you calling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE. FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE. Deep like OCEAN. A friend is like a pillow u A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow A baby monkey asked his mother A baby monkey asked his mother "Mom, why r we so ugly"??? Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! ! You = Lovely You = Lovely..........You = Perfect| People Liv, People Die People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I? so sweet is ur smile so sweet is ur smile, I chased love i found I chased love i found friendship, i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you. The animals of a jungle The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! U r a nice person... U r a nice person... From Mon to Sun From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. u r many kilometers u r many kilometers away frm me. still i, m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet Do u know how to entertain Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples |
