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Last nite i went 2 bed without u.. cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite, my lovely pyjamas

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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz...... You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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Very good! Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...